April 2010
1 post
003. It's 10,000 spoons.
I am a firm believer in the power of iTunes to select my music so I often listen on shuffle. I was just putting my make-up on and Ironic by Alanis Morissette came on. Now everyone knows it isn’t ironic when you finally get up the courage to fly, kiss you kids goodbye and then die horribly. That’s just mean. It’s not ironic when it’s raining on your wedding day, it’s a...
October 2009
2 posts
002. Would you walk through here?
I realize I have set myself up, with my overconfidence and self-promotion, ‘come view my serious blog, it’s serious’, for a fall and that I will, most likely, take the tumble. I am Naomi Campbell teetering atop my purple platforms, or Cheryl Cole before my first X Factor performance. Unfortunately I have neither prerecorded my song nor taken a bunch of cocaine to soften the...
001. Introductory drinks.
While I am not new to the internet, in fact me and the internet go so far back that I can say ‘It was better in my day’, well, apart from the 3 day load time for a primitive version of yahoo!mail, but I am new to blogging. Sure I have other accounts dotted around the world wide web, a tumblr to post the pretty and the lolzy, a livejournal to post my emo feelings about the world (and my...